Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Dear Friends and Family.....

....please do not attempt to talk to me or need anything from me for the next 18 weeks on Tuesdays nights. If you do, I will ignore you and pretend you don't exist. Don't come to me and ask me if I've seen your keys. Don't yell downstairs that your sister is wearing your sweater. Oh hello, nice neighbor, is that you at the door wanting to borrow a cup of sugar? Sorry, I'm not home. Listen, I love you guys, but starting now, on this day, in this time period, I am unavailable. Thank you.